Private Security Agreement
Non-Negotiable - Private Between the Parties
Debtor: JANE QUINN DOE (and any and all derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name)
PO Box 12345 City, ST ZIP
PO Box 12345 City, ST ZIP
Creditor: Jane-Quinn: Doe
In care of: PO Box 12345 City, ST ZIP
This private agreement is mutually agreed to, upon and entered into on this First day of February, in the Year of Our Lord, Two Thousand Eleven, between the juristic person JANE Q DOE, and any and all derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name except “Jane-Quinn: Doe”, thereinafter jointly and severally “Debtor, and the living, breathing, flesh-and-blood human being, known by the distinctive appellation “Jane Doe”, hereinafter “Creditor”.
In consideration for Creditor constituting the source, origin, substance, and being, i.e. serves as a conduit, granting Creditor capacity for interacting, contracting, and exchanging goods and services in commerce with other artificial/juristic persons: constituting the source of Debtor's assets, via the sentient existence, exercise of facilities, and labor of Creditor, which provides valuable consideration sufficient for supporting any contract whatsoever that Debtor may be regarded as bound, and providing the security for payment for all sums now due and owing, and as might become due and owing, by Debtor, for valuable consideration, does hereby and herewith Agree and Covenant that Debtor shall undertake the obligation of (i) functioning and servicing as a transmitting utility for the benefit of Creditor, granting Creditor ability for engaging in commerce with other juristic persons, and (ii) indemnifying, defending and holding harmless form any and against any and all liabilities, claims, demands, orders, summonses, warrants, judgments, damages, costs, losses, liens, levies, depositions, lawsuits, legal actions, penalties, fines, interests, and expenses whatsoever, both absolute and contingent, due and as might become due, now existing and thereafter arising, howsoever evidenced, suffered, incurred by, and imposed on Debtor, and for whatever reason, purpose, and cause whatsoever.
Debtor, for valuable consideration, does also hereby and herewith expressly acknowledge, consent, and agree that Creditor cannot and must not, under any circumstances, nor in any manner whatsoever, be deemed an accommodation party, nor a surety, for Debtor.
Glossary of Terms: As used in this Private Security Agreement (PSA), the following words and terms express the meanings set forth as follows, non obstante:
Appellation: A general term that introduces and specifies a particular term which may be sued in addressing, greeting, calling out for, and making appeals for a particular living, breathing, flesh-and-blood human.
Conduit: Signifies a means of transmitting and distributing energy and the effects/produce of labor, such as goods and services, via the name “JANE QUINN DOE”, also known by any and all derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name of Debtor except “Jane Doe” Creditor.
Creditor: “Jane Doe”, “Jane-Quinn: Doe”
Debtor: “JANE QUINN DOE”, also known by any and all derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name except “Jane Doe”
Derivative: Coming from another; taken from something preceding; secondary; that which has not the origin in itself, but obtains existence from something foregoing and of a more primal and fundamental nature; anything derived from another.
Ens Legis: A creature of law; an artificial being, as contrasted with a natural person, such as a corporation, considered as deriving its existence entry from the law.
“JANE QUINN DOE” And any and all derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name except “Jane-Quinn: Doe” Common Law Copyright. All rights reserved.
“Jane-Quinn: Doe” Is the sentient, living being known by the distinctive appellation “Jane Doe”. All rights are reserved re: use of Jane-Quinn: Doe, Autograph Common Law Copyright (year of birth).
Juristic Person: An abstract, legal entity ens legis, such as a corporation, creation by construct of law and considered as possessing certain legal rights and duties of a human being: an imaginary entity, such as Debtor, i.e.: JANE QUINN DOE, which on the basis of legal reasoning, is legally treated as a human being for the purposes of conduction commercial activity for the benefit of a biological, living being, such as Credit.
Living, breathing, flesh-and-blood human: The Creditor, Jane Doe, a sentient, living being, as distinguished from an artificial legal construct, ens legis, i.e.: a juristic person, created by construct of law.
Non obstante: Words anciently used in public and private instruments with the intent of precluding, in advance, any interpretation other than certain declared objects, purposes.
Private Agreement: Written, express Private Security Agreement JQD-022011-PSA dated this First day of February, in the Year of Our Lord, Two Thousand Eleven, between Creditor and Debtor, together with all modification of and substitutions for said Private Security Agreement.
Sentient, living, Human Being: The Creditor, Jane Doe, a living, breathing, flesh-and-blood human, as distinguished from an abstract legal construct such as an artificial entity, juristic person, corporation, partnership, association, and the like.
Signature: See UCC sec. 3-401(b) (what is considered a signature).
Signed: See UCC Sec. 1-202(39) (what is considered signed).
Transmitting Utility: A conduit, e.g.: The Debtor, i.e.: JANE QUINN DOE
UCC: Uniform Commercial Code.
“From the earliest times the law has enforced rights and exacted liabilities by utilizing a corporate concept – by recognizing, that is, juristic persons other than human beings The theories by which this mode of legal operation has developed, has been justified, qualified, and defined as the subject matter of a very sizable library. The historic roots of a particular society, economic pressures, philosophic notions, all have had their share in the law's response to the ways of men in carrying on their affairs through what is now the familiar device of the corporation. ---- Attribution of legal rights and duties to a juristic person other than man is necessarily a metaphorical process. And none the worse for it. No doubt, “Metaphors in law are to be narrowly watched”. Cardozo., Berkey v. Third Ave R. Co., 244 N.Y. 84, 94.
“But all instruments of thought should be narrowly watched lest they be abused and fail in their service to reason.” See U.S. v. SCOPHOY CORP OF AMERICA, 333 U.S. 795; 68 S. Ct. 855; 1948 U.S.
“there, every man is independent of all laws, except those prescribed by nature. He is not bound by any institutions formed by his fellowmen without his consent.” CRUDEN v. NEALE, 2 N.C. 338 (1796) 2 S.E. 70.
This is a continuing Private Agreement and perpetuates in effect until the death, i.e. The permanent cessation of all vital functions and faculties, of Creator. This Private Security Agreement No. JQD-022011-PSA is dated the First day of February, in the Year of Our Lord, Two Thousand Eleven.
Debtor: JANE QUINN DOE
By: JANE Q DOE__
Debtor's Signature/Authorized Representative
Creditor accepts Debtor's signature in accord with UCC Sec. 1-202(39), 3-401(b).
Autograph Common Law Copyright, 1982. All rights reserved.