Hold Harmless and Indemnity Agreement
Non-Negotiable - Private Between the Parties
Debtor: JANE QUINN DOE (and any and all derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name)
PO Box 12345 City, ST ZIP
PO Box 12345 City, ST ZIP
Creditor: Jane-Quinn: Doe
In care of: PO Box 12345 City, ST ZIP
This Hold Harmless and Indemnity Agreement is mutually agreed to, upon and entered into on this First day of February, in the Year of Our Lord, Two Thousand Eleven, between the juristic person JANE QUINN DOE, and any and all derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name except “Jane-Quinn: Doe”, thereinafter jointly and severally “Debtor; and the living, breathing, flesh-and-blood human being, known by the distinctive appellation “Jane Doe”, also “Jane-Quinn: Doe”, hereinafter “Creditor”.
For valuable consideration, Debtor hereby expressly agrees and covenants, without benefit of discussion, and without division, that Debtor hold harmless and undertakes the indemnification of Creditor from and against any and all claims, legal actions, orders, warrants, judgments, demands, liabilities, losses, depositions, summonses, lawsuits, costs, fines, liens, levies, penalties, damages, interest, and expenses whatsoever, both absolute and contingent, as are due and as might become due, now existing and as might hereafter arise, and as might be suffered/injured by, as well as imposed on, Debtor for any reason, purpose, and cause whatsoever. Debtor does hereby and herewith expressly covenant and agrees that Creditor shall not under any circumstances, nor in any manner whatsoever, be considered an accommodating party, nor a surety, for Debtor.
Glossary of Terms: As used in this Private Security Agreement (PSA), the following words and terms express the meanings set forth as follows, non obstante:
Appellation: A general term that introduces and specifies a particular term which may be sued in addressing, greeting, calling out for, and making appeals for a particular living, breathing, flesh-and-blood human.
Conduit: Signifies a means of transmitting and distributing energy and the effects/produce of labor, such as goods and services, via the name “JANE QUINN DOE”, also known by any and all derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name of Debtor except “Jane Doe” Creditor.
Creditor: “Jane Doe”, also “Jane-Quinn: Doe”.
Debtor: “JANE QUINN DOE”, also known by any and all derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name except “Jane-Quinn: Doe”, also “Jane Doe”.
Derivative: Coming from another; taken from something preceding; secondary; that which has not the origin in itself, but obtains existence from something foregoing and of a more primal and fundamental nature; anything derived from another.
Ens Legis: A creature of law; an artificial being, as contrasted with a natural person, such as a corporation, considered as deriving its existence entry from the law.
“JANE QUINN DOE” And any and all derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name except “Jane-Quinn: Doe” Common Law Copyright. All rights reserved.
“Jane-Quinn: Doe” Is the sentient, living being known by the distinctive appellation “Jane Doe”. All rights are reserved re: use of Jane-Quinn: Doe, Autograph Common Law Copyright (year).
Juristic Person: An abstract, legal entity ens legis, such as a corporation, creation by construct of law and considered as possessing certain legal rights and duties of a human being: an imaginary entity, such as Debtor, i.e.: JANE QUINN DOE, which on the basis of legal reasoning, is legally treated as a human being for the purposes of conduction commercial activity for the benefit of a biological, living being, such as Credit.
Living, breathing, flesh-and-blood human: The Creditor, Jane Doe, a sentient, living being, as distinguished from an artificial legal construct, ens legis, i.e.: a juristic person, created by construct of law.
Non obstante: Words anciently used in public and private instruments with the intent of precluding, in advance, any interpretation other than certain declared objects, purposes.
Private Agreement: Written, express Private Security Agreement JQD-022011-PSA dated this First day of February, in the Year of Our Lord, Two Thousand Eleven, between Creditor and Debtor, together with all modification of and substitutions for said Private Security Agreement.
Sentient, living, Human Being: The Creditor, Jane Doe, a living, breathing, flesh-and-blood human, as distinguished from an abstract legal construct such as an artificial entity, juristic person, corporation, partnership, association, and the like.
Signature: See UCC sec. 3-401(b) (what is considered a signature).
Signed: See UCC Sec. 1-202(39) (what is considered signed).
Transmitting Utility: A conduit, e.g.: The Debtor, i.e.: JANE QUINN DOE
UCC: Uniform Commercial Code.
This a a continuing agreement and perpetuates in effect until the death, i.e. The permanent cessation of all vital functions and faculties, of Creator. This Hold Harmless and Indemnity Agreement No. JQD-022011-HHIA, is dated the First day of February, in the Year of Our Lord, Two Thousand Eleven.
Debtor: JANE QUINN DOE
By: JANE Q DOE__
Debtor's Signature/Authorized Representative
Creditor accepts Debtor's signature in accord with UCC Sec. 1-202(39), 3-401(b).
Autograph Common Law Copyright, (year). All rights reserved.